based on a true story
“Feral”, or “will frackin’ cut you” cats are also 485% more likely to hate you forever no matter what you ever do or say. Find out about ways to help these adorable balls of spite!
(Fuente: tutti-frutti-vegan, vía kwikset)
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
Snow-sempai, it is my privilege to introduce this OC to you. Do with it what you will.
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Snow: *casually prints off hundreds to win oppression olympic gold*
THANK.
That’s snitchscrimination!
(vía holyfrackincrap)
Scan your Facebook Timeline and see what crimes you’re guilty of around the world.
WHY WAS I NOT WARNED ABOUT THIS PART!!?!
Is it wrong that when I look at that, it seems like he’s chasing his stomach more than he’s chasing the ball? :x
(Fuente: nsfwhumor, vía fuckyeahdementia)
Our fine warrior @Dantalion_ was bored and decided to test the elite skills of a random Anon N00bs.
His name was @StonedAn0n and tl;dr it went down like this:
Imgur of entire DM/SE/SOMETHING
Yes it was really that easy………….
He approached us because he thought we could help…
^ pwnstars
You uh, should really be more specific about how you want to “take” barium. j/s ;x
Reminds me of my HP 320LX palmtop → USB → RS-232 → gender changer → null modem adapter → Ricochet modem (1999) mess.
Technically something on that list should have been called a dongle, but I don’t want to lose my job. :/
(Fuente: facebook.com)
This quiz is like, the best thing ever:
‘ello then!
My name is Adrian Lamo I am ALWAYS!, active, activist, adult, aggressive, ally, angel, animal lover, assertive, authoritarian, autistic, babe, beautiful, big brother, blessed, cat lover, complex, confidant, conservative, counselor, cousin, cuddly, curious, cute, Dr., demon, dominant, dork, drama queen, dreamer, dude, eccentric, esoteric, estranged, etc., extrovert, FYIAD, fabulous, fanboy, feminist, free, friend, friendless, GLBTQ, gay-friendly, geek, gender abolitionist, gender refusenik, gender subversive, gentleman, god, goddess, guy, heteroblivious, homoblivious, human, indifferent, intelligent, introvert, kid, kitty, knight, LGBTQ, left-brained, liberal, lover, Mr., macho, male, male-bodied, maricón, me, metrosexual, multifacetted, myself, NO!, nephew, nerd, neutral, no thank you, nothing, obsessed, odd, open, other, philosopher, priest, princess, privileged, pro-choice, pro-family, pro-gay, promiscuous, puto, queer, queer-friendly, queer-minded, quiet, quirky, quiz whore, Rev., Reverend, sacred whore, sadomasochist, sassy, sensitive, sex positive, sexy, simplex, sir, slut, socialist, son, spiritual, survivor, trans-friendly, trustworthy, two-spirit, undeclared, understanding, vanilla, versatile, weird, whatever, wizard, wolf, XY Who are you?
(found via @nelikli, who commented “your quip about millenials needing 3 choices for gender was waaaay off” to someone or other :D)
Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro
(Fuente: consumerist.com)
